Discoveries II

One:
If you test my brain with either red or blue litmus paper, there would not be any change of colour on the litmus paper. Duh, right??

Oh, but wait.

The litmus paper wouldn’t even be wet!

Because my brains are so dried up. Like raisins evaporating.

Add Math paper 2 was. Hard.

But the paper was soft, though.

Two:
If you repeat “SPM-ing” a 100 times, you’re probably be repeating “spaming” 75.39857 times.

Round off to 4 significant figures, it would be 75.40

Now start counting the probability of the number of times you would not be repeating “spaming”.

Three:
There is light. It is whether you see it or not.

Four:
When you see a dog, and you think it’s a cat, then it is a catdog.
When you see a guy, and you think it’s a girl, then it is a human.

Five:
I throw rubbish in the computer.

Six:
You haven’t tried. You’re scared because of it’s looks.
You haven’t tried high jump. You’re scared because of the evil pole.
You haven’t tried me. You’re scared because I look nice.

Seven:
“That person is so lame!!”

“And that person can still walk??! Wow.”

“Oh yeah, do you know who lame’s cousin is?”

“Lime?”

“The magazine or the fruit?”

“Neither.”

7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Xueqi
    Nov 20, 2007 @ 22:03:05

    Oh my goodnesss….. can i bang the wall?!!!!!!!!!

    SO LAME!

    now even LAME has a cousin… haih….

  2. koocheekoo
    Nov 20, 2007 @ 22:37:01

    ohh.. after spm class continue.. restart from chapter 1 of my book.. or else u will never learn… =P

  3. aloysius
    Nov 20, 2007 @ 22:38:35

    WAH-LAO-WEI!!what is in ur mind ???? so funny lo … impressed… totally impressed…haha.. keep it up and u can join tha “lame”club i organise liao .. haha .. is”lame” not “lime” o .. dun mix up .. afterward becomes lime is lame…
    haha

  4. Joel
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 10:59:02

    Joelosophy feels threatened….

  5. jemmie
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 22:03:50

    im out of words.

  6. pang
    Nov 22, 2007 @ 21:55:49

    that’s humourous..lol

  7. yenn-ish
    Dec 03, 2007 @ 20:14:00

    i cannot stand you lah!
    i TOLD you you’re the weirdest of the weird!
    but i love you because of that, you know.
    ya i know you dont know but i’m just telling you to know that la, you know. ya same thing.

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