Here’s the procedure:
1. Wake up at 2.30 am on Monday.
2. Head to the toilet.
3. Open my mouth.
4. Use some force.
5. A flowing fountain of veggie, rice, brownish liquid, etc.
It ended. Or so, I thought.
Straight after the first flow, came the second one!
Oh, what abundance!
When back to bed. But couldn’t fall into deep sleep.
6. Now instead of 2.30 am, use 3.30 am on Monday.
7. Repeat steps 2 to 4.
8. Repeat step 5 using something that tasted sour, but also looked brownish, no sight of veggie.
I slept the rest of the night in an upright position.
No, I did not sleep well.
Yes, the next day I had to wake up at 8.30 am.
My stomach was churning the next day.
I felt nauseous for the whole day.
I went to work at 3 pm.
Yes, I know I shouldn’t have.
I went home from work at 6 pm.
I couldn’t tahan anymore.
On Tuesday I awoke thinking that I was well.
After eating a few homemade biscuits,
I felt like vomiting.
Therefore, I didn’t go to work.
Slept the whole day through.
Couldn’t read, watch TV or use the computer.
After a while I would feel giddy.
And porridge I ate.
Yucky porridge is for sick people!
– I AM STILL ALIVE –