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I’m going to erupt soon with sarcasm if I’m going to receive any more SMS like this! Or, any like these:

“I’m ….. , that cute boy who asked for your number.”

“Do you have a boyfriend?”

“Why do you take so long to reply?”

“Why is it so hard to see you in school?”

Imagine, two weeks of this!

Honestly, I’m frustrated, tired and sick!

Calls, SMSes, and even worst, unknown SMSes.

URGH!

Somemore so CINA!

And I hate it when I find myself feeling bad/sorry for them!

URGH URGH URGH!

FIVE.

Five stars?

Not exactly.

Five days. Two and a quarter stars.

Lower Six Orientation Week.

And I noticed:

1. The other terrible irritable vegetable side of a PERFECTIONIST I AM.
Every single minute detail must be fair for all.

2. My thoughts and ideas are extremely COMPLICATED.
My fellow MPP keep telling me to keep it simple and easy.

3. Am I that INSENSITIVE until I don’t even know that my friends are been humiliated?
Or are they too petty?

4. OUTRAGE.
Upon emotion? *sigh*

Nevertheless, I also noticed:

1. The full effect of lembu punya susu, sapi dapat nama.
Like someone said, you’ll meet a whole bunch more of people like this later in life.

2. People will work, when you give them a little push and help.

3. Some MPP members are crazily fun.

4. It is hard to find responsible and willing-to-stay-back students in aliran sastera.

Phew. A week gone, fast.

Not to mention coming home at 3 p.m. everyday.
Sleeping for long hours.
Then staring at the many, many, many words on a page.
At the same time worrying for both the next day’s events and exam the week after?
And still staring at the same page?

So it goes on for two hours.
Then, heads to bed intending to wake up early the next morning to read up.

But fails to.
Eventually.

Goes off to school with some self-comfort, saying there’s still time.

The same thing repeats itself.

I feel doomed for next week’s exam.
Four papers in a roll.

Chocolate Swiss roll anyone? *drools*
What about spring roll? *drools*
Toilet roll? *wipes drools*

Power of the alphabet F.

Like…

Friend.
Foe.
Forgive.
Forget.
Find.
Found.
Fountain.
Flower.
Farm.
Fame.
Fat.
Fierce.
Four letter word.
Five letter word.
And.
Factors.

Question: Is it a fact that faktor has elements of a crude word, and therefore has potential to be a crude word? And also can be sold as crude oil?

Crude enough?

(Crude has three different meanings.)

For the orientation week ahead…

I hope all the crap we do won’t be spoiled by her, who did not even lift a finger.

BAMBUTAN HER.

Trick or Treat?

Okay. The last post was a fake.
Simply to amuse our lives.

cat and tien

jy

h

Although Cat can be irritating at times.. She’s still bearable. Hahha
And to my dearest two friends, I don’t laugh at the both of you for being tricked, seriously. In fact, I truly truly appreciate your care and concern for me/us, really.

A BIG BIG HUGE THANK YOUUUUU 🙂

No more next time okay? Promise!

BOOM! *glass shatters*

When close, there were times we squealed with joy. But I just don’t know why, I exploded today.

boom. shatter.

I even shouted at her in front of them.

Was and am so mad at her.
I’ve had enough.

Her words seemingly amusing, has been hurled with insults.
Hey, I have pride too, you know.
Why must you embarrass me?
Aren’t you supposed to protect your friend, after knowing me well enough?

I can’t seem to get you.
Why do you do keep proving me wrong, as if you know them all?
C’mon. I have my own views, and they’re not as wrong as yours.
Respect what I have to say and don’t keep jumping into conclusions?

Irritated. Irritated.
And yet, I have to see you everyday.
Almost.
URGH.

Why can’t you just get out of my sight?

Aish.

I use to complain of my excessive sleeping habits (I still do at times).
Especially afternoon naps (though not qualified to be called a nap).

Well, it’s a scary when I find myself unable to fall asleep during my usual nap time. No matter how long I keep my eyes close, I just won’t fall into deep sleep?

When my alarm rings, I find myself feeling as if I didn’t even sleep! Not rested!
Toss and turn, again and again. Telling myself to calm down, my thoughts to lay low… Let’s try again.

But it never works.
Time wasted, feel tired.
And I’ve to FB.
Face books.

This has not been the first time, ever since. This year. Man.

Besides that, my face… Urgh, that’s another thing.

Ah well, while staring at those wordy pages, my mind starts to wonder…

In future, will I have to study something like the Business Studies I study now?
*shrugs* *tells herself it’s good practice*

I miss doing Add Math and Accounts. (That bad?)

Why am I always in a daze during class time?
(Hopes to be better, but as usual, it just remains as a hope.)

Studying Microeconomics makes you illiterate. It’s ABC but they tell you it’s AVC.

Imagine, studying french fries (francais).

My ambition is to be a geologist.

Luluhawa (weathering) sounds like a bad word.
And so does nanas.

Also, how many questions do fishes ask?

One?

Two?

Three hundred and fifty eight?

More than one?

Well, according to me, they ask one question.

Why?

‘Cause fish = ikan.

I-kan.
The ‘i’ sounds like ‘one’ in Chinese.
And Malays usually end their question with a ‘kan’.

NANAS YOU!